Friday, September 30, 2011

Published by Adventurer Press 08


Stephen's Sportivos is a special reprint of Stephen B. Brooks' two fabulous sports fantasies from the 1970's.

'Baseball Wishes' explores the world of baseball and the adventures of the wayward catcher, Turtle Boy.

'Tennis Pros' delves into the family dynamics of a tennis game with WW2 fighter pilot Dad and a most determined player Mom.

These post-modern pieces are playful and humane with a touch of the insane!

Paperback
48 pages in color
Copyright 2002

Sunday, September 25, 2011

The Two Wives... Part 10, Chapters 36 & 37

Chapter 36


In the Chieftain's Possession


NARRATOR, speaking about the Captain’s cabin
There’s no saying the amount of chaos that
goes on in there.
Monkeys screech,
parrots laugh,
men talk and
songs are going on,
drinks are spilling,
wine is poured…

(Continuing the plot)

The Captain is hearty for a while
but his spirits sink.
He has finally lost the bet!

The Wives are going away
in a burnt dug-out canoe;
off, between the palms, into the jungle.
He’ll say goodbye, thoughtful in regret.
The Wives are unhappy too,
because they don’t know where they’re going!

A big round-faced Indian (the Native Chieftain)
who won them has brought them off the boat.
They are sinking (like the Captain’s heart)
down into the canoe in a vanilla bean bag.
They can breathe but squeeze up against each other.
They’re irritable.
How long can this go on?

They are taken to a mud hut
near palms and river cataracts.
They sense the hustle and bustle of the village.
And they hear the dread sounds of the wild at night.

The Chieftain is gentle and considerate.
He sings and hums upon his native tuner,
a split bamboo.
He has a few big women waiting.
They are surprised to see the two much smaller ladies
but they greet them kindly,
in awe of the new taboo.

They give the Wives a big basket softened inside
with the white downs of giant pelicans: so soft
to lie down in!  It's a private world of comfort.
Luxurious, exotic and healthy food and drink
are served to them there.
They can relax and rest.
They are not under any kind of employment
so far - yet!

Chapter 37

Jungle Airs


NARRATOR
The Two Wives sleep soundly in a coconut shell
lined with pelican fluff.
The airs are solely tropic.
They're becoming like babies again,
fed by a large goat's nipple
protrubing over the edge
of their basket and squirting
milk into their mouths.
They are such little babies.
Not much food suffices to maintain them.

Maintain them for what? -
for what the Chieftain has in mind?
New rituals?
Or tribal economy: banking pursuits
carried along native exchange routes?
More side-show traveling for them?
Gambling?


(End of Chapters 36 & 37)

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Two Wives... Part 10, Chapters 33 - 35

Chapter 33

The Mix of the Crowd


NARRATOR
In the mix of the crowd
two pennies are dancing together
and singing weakly
(since pennies aren’t always so strong).

There’s a hush
    as they lift up their
penny-covered skirts
    and kick up twice -
and lose a shoe!

At first they’re lousy dancers
and don’t have ‘glue’.
They’re falling all over each other.
They’re just rolling around.
But the drunken sailors are amazed.

It’s a good scene.
There is amazement in the crowds.
They are a crowd pleaser.
They perform nightly.
They rake in all the spoils
for the Ship’s Captain.

They are lucky to have, to own.
Every sailor wants one!

SAILORS
So, ho! Living lady pennies!
So, ho! Living lady pennies!
Lit’rally dancing in our hands!

SHIP’S CAPTAIN, shouting
Let’s spend them so they can dance!

TWO WIVES
We’ve been made into money
    but of a poor sort:
now we’re just dancing pennies
    sorrowfully used in every port.

Chapter 34

Little Ladies in the Port



NARRATOR
Little ladies in the port
kick up their heals,
roll on their sides,
bang into glasses,
     get tired
and lay down;
until they’re scraped off
into the pile of all the other money
     accumulated there.

Success to the Captain!
in his bargaining spirits,
in his ‘trading’ uniform
that’s better than his sailing,
though he still gets around.
The little Penny Women lay,
exhausted, atop his money pile
     in an old grain bag. 

Chapter 35


The Spotlight's On Them!


NARRATOR
They’re dancing on the tabletops,
circulating cigarettes,
lighting matches (tipping them over
until they’re ready to strike).
They’re dancing around the flames
making the sailors laugh,
making the monkeys screech,
making the parrots sigh.

They’re excellent dancers now,
though their coinaged costumes
are so hard to fly.
They manage to be adept,
     swift and sure
until they’re in the right palms
of the right hands
with all the money
    making free!
They’ll dance there
and it’s a wonder to see!
 
 
TWO WIVES
Cheap things don’t work -
like a dull fork stabbing cabbage -
but we do!

And we’ll go to work to do well!

Yea. We’ll lope around,
        swing; dashing our skirts
                            aloft outward
        and wringing our little
                            legs
        like bell-knockers.

The sailors’ hornpipe and
hurdy-gurdy will enthuse us
and be best for them.

SAILORS
The two little women are jumping
over the candles light as feathers!

TWO WIVES, getting tired
We’re jumping over candlesticks.
We can’t do this forever!

SHIP’S CAPTAIN
The two little women are lighter
on their feet than feathers:
jumping over the candlesticks tall,
      flying over,
      careful like bees;
yet, holding up life-size coins
of their own.
    And not scratching,
not tipping,
    not rolling too much.
Not rolling off the table!
    but nimbly landing back upon it,
balancing upright.
Exhausted, I suppose.

NARRATOR
Just above the flames,
soaring over the candles, they fly,
holding up rather heavy (for them) coins
which twist a little
and certainly draw them down,
unbashful, toward the crowded table
where they’ll land: successful
and, taking in applause and laughter
and much ‘lardon’ (successful wealth).

 
SHIP’S CAPTAIN, sighs
The first venture is fun
but it grows tired for them port after port.

TWO WIVES
So many faces staring, looking bewildered
and then dumbfounded;
and then, aghast; and then, scared;
and then, happy! -
as we land fairly perfectly,
somewhere off to the side.

Away from the soup!

Yeah. Our bodies and mind intact -
our best thing pressed to us of solid coin -
and our value gone up inestimatably,
soaring like our feet.
We see this in the sailors’ eyes
aghast and wide with wonder.
And we’re the scene!
We’re the one-in-a-kind of experience:
a tale to be told -
what’s to be remembered later
and pressed to be true -
proven here before their eyes!

 
And the word spreads,
the tales are told and we’ve become
famous.

But still small.
But that’s the wonder!

And thus we can do such special things.

Not everything!
We’ve got our own lives to live
and souls to live well by.
Let’s let them stay free.
Free and not for sale.

(The Two Wives have a look at a parrot
or at a monkey chieftain for awhile)

TWO WIVES
We’ve seen all, done all.

But we’re so small.
And do we count? 
 
SHIP’S CAPTAIN, overhearing them
Yes. You do, for me.
You add up to coins and coins of pennies
worth many, many times more than the ‘one-centers’
that you are - many times more than your present value
seen or expected - so that with every jump
(over a candlestick flame, for instance)
you stack up
an unbelievable payment:
the tallest, highest bearing flat sum
for your true worth. And that’s growing!

The coins that add up to the two of you
(if you keep jumping)
are a profit of a lifetime for me!
Now that I’ve found you,
you’ll do the best for me.


TWO WIVES
Until we’re tired out jumping.

Or singed flat.

Oh, our Captain, we’re just exhausted!
We’re putting up for it all fine
but we could use some more good rest
and not be put to hopping at every port.
We’ll be useless in the long run.

Yeah. Run down.

SHIP’S CAPTAIN
I’ll revive you.
Don’t be moping!




(End of Chapters 33 - 35)
 

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Saturday, September 3, 2011

The Two Wives... Part 10, Chapters 31 - 32

Chapter 31

The Sea Captain's Change

NARRATOR’S continuing the plot 
On his boat the Ship’s Captain plays a card game
with the Prince Giant.
Prince Giant bets the Two Wives and he loses!
They now belong to the Ship’s Captain.
He takes them along on his voyages to strange ports.
They perform for the sailors to raise money
for the Ship’s Captain.
However, they want steal away at the right moment.

TWO WIVES
The pennies fit better -
easier to get around -
easier to roll off of his palms.

That’s his coppery sweat clinging always
to us pennies!

We’re fitting smaller
into larger gains.

And betrayals.

As he’s betting fortunes!

Using us.

Rolling us along.

Begging us to do his bidding.

And we do…

Or don’t?

How many times will we have to be used?

Many! Over and over
piling and piling up,
causing trouble.
So many pounds of pennies…

Us.

Dragging him down.
Pennies: over and over!

That’s why we reproduce ourselves
so many times.

To add up.

To add up to being on top
of all the other buyers.

To outbid them all.

And then…

We trickle down and change everything.

We’re changed into good fortune or loss;
and we’ll start over then.

We’re exchanged into the bargain.

And then, exchanged
for food or wine, clothing, olives;
whatever does it for his needs
and so forth.

Because he won’t try to buy.

He’ll try to trade.

Us!

And, by perpetuating magic, we’ll go along.




The Ship’s Captain will exchange his rum
to get us to dance.
He’ll exchange his whole larder of fruit
just for the happy hopping two of us.

Yea. Singing and dancing.

And that’s not only what we want to do.

Yea. We’ll jump all over him
and pinch his cheeks and bottom.

He likes this a lot.

We’ll pull his beard
and kick him in the knees.

That doesn’t hurt.

No, that barely tickles but
he truly laughs!

He’ll later think to have us perform
in port for the sailors.

For a secret profit no less.

Since we’re too small to get anything.

Yes. And, as this story goes along,
possibly, we’ll escape.

Yes, he’ll lose us and we’ll be in some
tropical jungle.

Yes. And we’ll meet some rare animals.

And unusual insects around just our size!

Yow! Yikes! But we’ll get all through this
and return home to our husbands,
who will still be at a loss for time:
not remembering or caring
when we left, I suppose.

I agree.
They’ll not know even when
we stepped out…

Or how…

And what garbage cans from the house
did we use to fly away?

Yea. And what garage tool motor, either,
to get us there to the distant prospect
on the Ladies Club mountain...

That started everything.

Yea. And we left to go around the world!

Thanks to the Ship’s Captain.

And our best acting, singing and dancing!


Chapter 32


In the Mindstream of Money


NARRATOR
In the mindstream of money:
the Two Wives as pennies must seem
to have more value?

They have become aching,
jotting along in happenstance.

Crudely, brazenly the Ship’s Captain has
demanded them to dance in sailor’s clubs
to be paid for being “Live Pennies!”
or “Rash Wild Coins!”.
They’re more exotic than monkeys
or parrots.

TWO WIVES
We’re of great value;
we’ll jump into the fray!
The circle has certainly widened for us.
Multiple faces stare.

Many foreign faces stare all around at us.

We'll dance, we’ll play.

We’ll play pennies.
And search for other coins.

To let us go.
(Quietly, in a whisper)
Perhaps off into the jungle to escape.

But, meanwhile, we’re jumping;
and there’s strange music
(I wish our Husbands could hear it)
and hooting and hollering.

We’re dancing on the bar!
We’re dancing on the floor!

We’re competing
only with parrots and monkeys
and pipe smoke.

The sound of the room is chaos -
a jumble out of focus.
Give us room!
Give us room!


And the chairs are scraped around.
And we’re on the table 
next to bottles again,
and half-full glasses,
    tobacco bags,
    and straws,
lighters and matches.
We’re jumping away!
We’re flipping away!

And the Captain is getting crazy,
    drunk and rich
in other coins without faces:
    dead, round droppers
to fill up the bill that he rises up.
And we’re worth it all.
    That’s in our value
as peerless concert performers
on the bar-room table or stool,
with cards and other stuff
    crowding around...

Drooling men, sailors and all.

With no one to take pity on
    the poor pennies two!



NARRATOR
The poor two pennies two:
curving all around,
leaping over two,
reflecting brass or polish,
drawing in all the cash,
secure in their men’s heads trophies
(that’s who they are: with the power-figures’
heads stamped upon their chest).

The blankish nickel, dime or penny faces
are not all reflected upon:
men's grimy fingers have polished them;
perhaps, they've used them to wipe up all their sins...

TWO WIVES quietly
We are reckoning that we’ll be saved
in an emergency?

NARRATOR
Or, tossed around,
jingled around,
flattened out
and made to dance.

TWO WIVES
Yes, we’ll stand up and
move all about on our feet:
kicking up, kneeling with our palms out,
curving up overhead,
flipping over, slapping down,
piling up lasciviously.

NARRATOR
Sailors watch and grin.


TWO WIVES, shouting to the Sailors
We’re looking for a whole huge dance now,
with all the money that’s in!
Who’ll put in? Who’ll put in?

We need more! We need more!

Times two.

We’ll make it huge, this porridge!
We’ll pile it on
until we’re a stack ten miles high!
Then, oh dear Captain, you can bag us.

That’s what we’ll say out in front
of the 'international' men.

And, to their 'international' women,
stamped on the coin (like us) we’ll say,
‘Come join us! Dance around, swim in luxury!'
There’s abundance on the table
with the rum, tobacco and gifts of all kinds!

Your individual value will add up
on the table with ours.

We’ll overpower everyone!
Everything will all be spent upon us;
and we’ll never lose all our value.
We’ll float away on the calm…


(End of Chapters 31 - 32)